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HARD TIMES COME AGAIN NO MORE by John Rushing Mama said it took years to pay off. She remembers Granddaddy and Granny still making payments until after she entered school and first learned to read and write. Mama told me that it was just a plain and simple child's wooden casket with a small headstone to mark the grave, but this was 1927 and $250.00 was a lot of money... When my grandparents were born, the last battles of the Indian Wars were still being fought. Articles describing Wyatt Earp's gunfight at the OK Corral continued to appear in the newspapers. The Spanish-American War was yet to come and the Klondike Gold Rush was soon to make history. Two brothers in an Ohio bicycle shop were working on one of their ideas while a Mexican revolutionary known as Pancho Villa was gaining hemispheric attention and a great ocean liner to be named the Titanic was on the engineers' and shipbuilders' drawing boards. Harrison Barrett, my maternal grandfather, was not unlike a lot of young men born in the last century, and yet, in many ways, he was very much unlike a lot of young men born at a time our country was about to realize significant changes. As was the case with many rural families, Granddaddy was born into a large family of brothers and sisters. He was, physically, a big man for his time. In his prime, he stood almost six feet tall and weighed a stocky 200 pounds. He and his brothers were all stocky and strong as a bull yearling. In those days, cash money was very difficult to obtain and large families were necessary just to be able to raise enough food to survive. In the mountains around Copper Creek and Clinchport, Virginia, there is hardly any level land. Corn fields and gardens were planted where many people would be surprised today to see cattle or sheep grazing. Those families fortunate enough to own rich, bottom land along the Clinch River found their plowing and planting to be much easier and the crops more abundant than those of the majority of families who were left to work the mountain land. Nature had a way of evening out the odds, though. When the Clinch River flooded, all those tobacco and corn crops were washed away to be deposited on the river bank, leaf by leaf, stalk by stalk from Clinchport, Virginia to Knoxville, Tennessee. A whole year's work and the entire harvest was gone in an instant. Scratching a living from this rocky, mountainside land developed character and strong backs. Only a select, few people knew there was something under the surface worth much more than all the tobacco and corn in Southwest Virginia. These were hard times. Rena Johnson, my maternal grandmother, also came from the same type of sturdy, hardworking people who first settled these mountains. Granny came from a large family, too, and was just one of many children who suffered and endured the hardships of living and surviving in a time when you had to depend on what you could raise and make yourself, simply to survive. At the turn of the century, there were not a lot of options available to any woman who needed to earn money. Usually the only choices were to do without or prostitute yourself. Granny chose the first. When she was still a child, and even after she became a young woman, Granny hoed corn on these hillsides for 25 cents a day. In those days, a woman's work was to wash clothes, cook the meals, can the food, help harvest the food, and care for the children. In her spare time, she was expected to mend and sew clothes, tend to the sick, and keep the house in order. There was no appreciable wage work available for a woman. These were hard times. Although they lived several miles apart, Granny and Granddaddy could have been considered to be neighbors. Their courtship consisted of the typical church social functions and any opportunity they could find to sneak off and enjoy each other's company without the prying eyes and ears of teasing, pesky brothers and sisters. When they got married in 1912, the newspaper headlines were not of their marriage. The stories being printed and read were of the tragic sinking of that great, unsinkable ship, Titanic. They eloped and rode the train from Clinchport to Bristol, Virginia to get married. This was unheard of in those days. For all the backbreaking work they had performed every day of their lives, they both finally had reason for joy. This joy was to be shortlived, though, for these were hard times. A newly married couple had to have a place to live and again, the options were very few. As did most of the newlyweds in those days, they first moved in with relatives until they could get their own place. As the head of the house, granddaddy now had assumed much more responsibility. He had to earn an honest living in any manner that he could find. Farming was always a part of their daily lives, but farming, alone, was not enough. Around here, the old timers still talk about the January tide and the May tide. That is when the river floods in the winter and spring. During these river "tides", Granddaddy would join a group of men and float logs and timber down the Clinch River from Clinchport to Knoxville. This was, at least, a two month journey and was not easy or safe by any stretch of the imagination. Fortunate, indeed, was the man who lived to return home alive. Even more fortunate was the man who returned home alive and uninjured. In just a few years, Granddaddy was in the next group of men to be drafted for The Great War, or World War I, as historians now call it. As a married man, Granddaddy was given a deferment during the first call up, but that deferment was soon to be annulled. Fortunately, an armistice was signed and the war was over. Even considering the tremendous casualties inflicted during World War I, another killer was soon turned loose upon an unsuspecting population. The 1918 flu epidemic killed millions of people worldwide. This same flu epidemic claimed the lives of many of their neighbors, but Granny and Granddaddy somehow escaped its wrath and awful vengeance. An emerging automobile industry and European post war recovery spawned new industries which meant that finally, a glimmer of hope could be seen. Representatives of Peabody Coal, Westmoreland coal, and many other coal companies bought the mineral rights from many of the landowners in Southwest Virginia, Southeast Kentucky, and West Virginia. The families who sold their mineral rights thought they had made a good deal and were happy with their newfound, but temporary wealth. At the time, little did they realize the significance of what they had sold for less than a penny on the hundreds of dollars. Nevertheless, the coal mining industry soon offered jobs that were previously nonexistent. As did a lot of the miners, Granddaddy worked for a lot of different mining outfits. Some of the mines were small mines owned by individuals and some of the mines were owned by the major coal corporations. Appalachia, Inman, Osaka, Keokee, Carbo, Hazard, and Harland are just a few of the mine locations where he worked. A man's life was worth less than a mule because a mule cost at least $20.00 and a man could be replaced for a dime. Granddaddy mined coal for ten cents a ton. This meant that he had to load at least three or four tons of coal/rocks in order to get that ten cents for just a ton of coal. He told me about the huge rock that fell from the ceiling and crushed the man working right by his side. They just continued to mine around the rock because it was too big to move and would cost too much money in lost production to dig the man out. This was backbreaking and exhausting work in a 30 inch high seam for ten to twelve hours a day and ten cents a ton, but even with this "prosperity", these were still, hard times. Mama was one of three children. She and her identical twin sister, Dellaray, were born in 1924 while Alfonso, her brother, was born shortly after the armistice was signed. Years later, Alphonso, or Fonzie, as Granny called him, along with his wife and children suddenly and completely disappeared, never to be heard from again. Granny went to her grave hoping that Fonzie would someday come home. Granddaddy was now a coal miner and they moved from one coal camp to another as the mines "played out", or the competition paid more or had better housing and "benefits". There was also another trap that kept Granddaddy and many other miners in the coal mines. All the miners and their families lived in company provided houses in the coal camps. They were paid in company "script" and not cash money. They had to buy their groceries, food, clothes, and other necessary items at the company provided store and these items were paid for with the "script" they were given at payday. This arrangement amounted to indentured servitude since you could almost never come out from under the debt you incurred at the company store. Only until John L. succeeded in organizing the miners with the United Mineworkers Union did this situation begin to improve. Granddaddy was there when the miners were organized. I cannot imagine the courage and fear he and his family exhibited and faced during this turbulent time. One of the "benefits" of working for the big coal company was having a company doctor available for sickness and injury. The coal company paid the doctor's salary and there was no charge for his services if you were a miner or immediate member of the miner's family. Mama's twin sister, Dellaray, became sick and her condition continued to deteriorate. Granddaddy and Granny sent for the company doctor, who was also the mortician, but he could not and would not come to treat her because he was drunk. There was not another doctor available and if there had been, there was no money to pay him. Other doctors would not accept the coal company's script as payment. The company doctor remained drunk for several days and Dellaray's condition grew worse by the hour during a winter where the houses at best had no insulation and little heat. When the company doctor finally sobered up, he came to examine Dellaray. He told Granny that it was too late to save her and there was nothing he could do. Because of the company doctor's drunkeness, Dellaray died in Granny's arms. She had contracted diptheria, probably from the water supply. Granny told me that she held her three year old baby in her arms as she drew her last breath and she could still remember the sound of her death rattle as she slipped away. I do not know what kept Granddaddy from killing that doctor. I believe he knew that if he did, Granny, Mama, and Fonzie would have had an even harder time trying to survive in what must have now seemed to be the hardest of hard times. Granny dressed Mama and Dellaray in identical clothing. After Dellaray died, Granny put away all those baby clothes, but she did not get rid of them. Instead, she made all new clothes for Mama, but none of the original baby clothes were ever worn again. After Granny died, Mama found those clothes where Granny had saved them for over 60 years. A child's funeral is the most difficult funeral of any I have ever attended and I cannot comprehend nor imagine the rage and anguish Granddaddy and Granny must have felt. Mama said it took years to pay off. She remembers Granddaddy and Granny still making payments until after she entered school and first learned to read and write. Mama told me that it was just a plain and simple child's wooden casket with a small headstone to mark the grave, but this was 1927 and $250.00 was a lot of money in these hard times. Granny was always a very devout and church going lady. She was from the old school and believed that card playing, dancing, movies, drinking, and women wearing shorts or pants was wrong.and sinful. She drove a car only one time in her life and that was in 1912, the year she and Granddaddy were married. Because she had not learned how to use the brake, Granny suffered the misfortune of running over a woman in the middle of Clinchport's only street the very first time she tried to drive. The unfortunate lady was unhurt because that 1912 motorcoach didn't weigh very much, but Granny never sat behind the steering wheel again for the rest of her life. Granddaddy always drove everywhere they went. I can still remember seeing him sitting in that black 1951 Chevy, parked under one particular shade tree, wearing that sweat stained Harry Truman style hat and waiting for Granny to get out of church. Granddaddy's fingers were stained from years of rolling his own Prince Albert cigarettes. He saucered his coffee and if I close my eyes and concentrate, I can still hear the sound of his gentle slurp as he sipped his coffee in that saucer. But as much as I remember seeing Granny attending church, I cannot remember ever seeing Granddaddy in church anywhere. He would drop Granny off and pick her up, but he would never attend. I've often thought that maybe he was angry at God for allowing Dellaray to die the way she did, but I never did ask him. Knowing him as I did, I am sure he always questioned whether there was anything he could have done differently to prevent his baby's death. At the time, he did his best, but this time, his best was just not good enough. I believe he was haunted by this fact the rest of his life. I do know that he would not talk about Dellaray's death and whenever Granny said something about it or was asked about it, he would tell her to hush and not talk about it anymore. Granny and Granddaddy saved "stuff". For instance, Granny would never throw away aluminum foil. She would neatly wrap it and put it in a drawer to be used again at a later time for something else. Granny would also save wrapping paper. She would, ever so gently, unwrap a gift package, taking great care to not destroy the gift paper. This, too, she also saved. She always had a ball of string, to which she added string as she collected it and to which she used string when she needed it. Granddaddy always carried a small Case pocket knife. The blades were almost worn away, but he would not part with that pocketknife. After he died, Mama found all the little pocket knives that I had given him through the years for his birthday and for Christmas. He had kept them all, but had used none of them. We finally managed to convince Granddaddy to apply for his black lung benefits. This took a great deal of persuasion and talking on Mama's part. Granddaddy was absolutely convinced that those black lung benefits were nothing but government charity and he absolutely would not accept any kind of charity. When he did receive his black lung benefits, he and Granny bought the first house they had ever owned in their life. They had always rented or lived in coal company housing. After almost 60 years of marriage, they finally had their own home. But it took a lot of talking on Mama's part. Granny liked "pretty things", as she called them. She had a closet full of brand new washcloths, towels, and linens, but she would not use them. She always used towels and washcloths that were almost threadbare. After I was grown, I asked her why she did not use all those new towels and washcloths and bed linens. She told me that she was saving them "... because times might get hard again.". Only years after Granddaddy and Granny died have I come to understand a portion of THEIR reality. From my perspective, it seems as though their lives were shaped and formed like an indestructible pitcher on a potter's wheel, fired in a hot kiln fueled entirely by hard times. They always longed and worked for prosperity, but after Granddaddy secured his black lung benefits, this new security also terrified them. They had seen such difficulty, such hardship, and such sorrow during their lives, that they lived in constant fear this security would suddenly disappear and their lives would, once again, return to those hard times they had endured for 60 years. When I see and hear our grandchildren playing, laughing, and sleeping, I am constantly reminded of the anguish and pain they continued to feel for the loss of Dellaray. When I hold our three year old granddaughter, I know what Granddaddy and Granny felt. But I hope to never feel the pain that he and Granny felt in 1927 and carried with them for the rest of their lives. I suppose that we could all learn something from the courage and strength of their generation. I do know that I have absolutely no idea of what it must be like to endure their "hard times". I just wish that I could put my arms around them and tell them how sorry I am for everything they had to endure and how much I appreciate what they did for us. Somehow, though, I think that they are looking down at me and they understand and... know. For them, hard times will come again no more. John Rushing.. for BluegrassRoad.com |
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Hey everbody,
Since Murray's (our Canadian friend) has had a year to practice and master some rudimentary, Southern speech patterns, I think it is now time to move forward and attempt further progression with his communication skills. Consequently, since I ain't (remember, "ain't" IS a word) there to offer personalized instruction, I hope yall will help him and his bandmates with these lessons? Now...where should I begin? Dang...this is just too easy...
I go to the barn ever (not EVERY) evenin (not EVENING) and feed
the horse. I don't go down there and feed the HARSE. I feed the
HORSE. When the HORSE is really HONGRY (not HUNGRY) he gets a
little bit CITED (not EXCITED) and he might step on my feets (not
FOOTS and certainly not FOUTS). So to protect my feets, I always
make sure I wear a pair of steel-toed BOOTS (not steel-toed BOUTS).
And if you ain't keerful (not CAREFUL) the HORSE will kick you if he
thinks you've snook up(not SNEAKED up) on him. Since green-up is
now here, the horse stays out (not OOT) in the pasture most of the
time. And it's about (not ABOOT) time, too. I'm tard (not TIRED)
of feedin hay. Since warmer sprang-time (not SPRING-TIME)
tempertures (not TEMPERATURES) are now here, the umidity (not
HUMIDITY) has also increased. A feller (not FELLOW) who works with
me says that this umidity has caused his gout (not GOOT) to flare
up, but I suspect it's really on account of that corned beef he's so
fond of eatin. And speakin of flares, there's really two kinds of
flares. There's the flares that Murray carries in the back of his
POleese (not police) car and then there's the kind of flares (not
FLOWERS) that we plant here on and around the front porch. Some of
these flares attract the humminbirds (not HUMMINGBIRDS) and that
helps to keep down the skeeter (not MOSQUITO) population. There's
also two kinds of tires. There's them Firestone tires that you see
on Pontiacs and then there's all them cell phone tires (not TOWERS)
you see stickin up everwhere (not EVERYWHERE). Have you ever been
pickin with somebody and they can't keep in time? If they're behind
the beat you hope they'll ketch up (not CATCH UP). YALL refers to
one person and it can also refer to a group of people, but ALL YALL
always means more than one person. Al! l yall out there at Bullfest
are havin a lot of fun, I know. May onaisse a lot of thangs (not
THINGS) that Murray and his friends have to learn to lose their
pairful (not POWERFUL) accent, and I hope this short lesson will
halp (not HELP). Rat now (not RIGHT now) I've got to git (not GET)
cause (not BECAUSE) it's about (not ABOOT) time for these girls'
naps and also cause I'm gettin tard from settin (not SITTING) in
this here cheer (not CHAIR). All yall takir (not TAKE CARE) and
have a big time! Wish we were there with yall, but we just couldn't
make it this year. Keep us posted and send some pitchers (not
PICTURES)!
Love yall,
John and Sherrye and Clemmie and Maelee
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Bluegrass Band Composition 101or (Rebuilding Your
Band)
Keeping a solid band together is one of the most difficult tasks
serious bluegrass musicians face. Eventually, the inevitable
happens and one or more members of your band leave for any of a
limitless number of reasons. If you have yet to face this reality
and you currently play in a band, you had better prepare for this
because it WILL happen. This problem can be handled in a very
efficient manner, or you can choose to panic and watch a bad
situation deteriorate even further.
The first thing we must do in this discussion is identify the
type of band in which you are playing. There are basically two
types of bluegrass bands: the "owner/operator" and the equal
partnership. Each has advantages and disadvantages over the other.
Ralph Stanley, Doyle Lawson, and Rhonda Vincent are three examples
of the "owner/operator" band configuration. And make no mistake
about this: If you are a member of their band, you have a boss who
signs your paycheck, establishes the rules, bears the ultimate
responsibility for the band members' conduct, and last, but not
least, hires and fires people when necessary. If you ever become a
bandmember in an "owner/operator" band, NEVER forget which side of
your bread is buttered (if you want to remain a part of that band).
Whoever "owns" the band is always keeping a sharp eye and ear for
experienced, capable, and available personnel. They never know when
someone is going to le! ave or when they're going to have to replace
a band member. With the touring schedule they have, they cannot and
will not allow a bandmember's departure to jeopardize scheduled show
appearances. The "owner/operator" is running a business and the
successful band owner knows exactly what he/she is doing.
Nevertheless, maintaining a quality band at this level is still not
easy, but band turnover is a professional hazard and there is no
avoiding it. A touring pro once told me that bluegrass music at
this level is one of the most "...backstabbing businesses out
there". I suspect there is a great deal of truth in that statement.
For this article, however, I would like to discuss the more
common band situation for most bluegrass musicians; that of the
"equal partnership". You will see a few touring bands with this
type of arrangement, and obviously, it works for them. I will not
get into "naming names" here because I do not want to reveal any
band's business arrangements, procedures or agreements. Suffice it
to say, though, that there are a great number of "equal partnership"
bands touring regularly and that, also, this type of band alignment
represents the majority of non-professional (non-touring) bluegrass
bands. With this type of band, presumably, every band member has an
equal vote. Most of the time this is a good thing, but there are
occasions when a strong leadership is needed. That is the
disadvantage of equal partnerships. As per this discussion, let's
say that you are in an equal partnership band that finds itself
having to rebuild t! he band because someone quit. The obvious
first question is "WHY did they quit or leave the band?" The
remaining members must ask and find an answer to this question. Did
you make life so miserable for your fiddle player that you
left him/her no choice but to quit? Or was your fiddle player a
prima donna who did not like being "equal"? We are all human and we
will continue to make mistakes, but do not make the same mistake
over and over, especially if you are doing something to cause your
members to leave on a regular basis. Examine your situation closely
to determine if you are doing something that is offensive,
especially if you have members come and go on a regular basis. You
must take a lesson from the pros at this point. ALWAYS keep a sharp
eye and ear for quality musicians. I can sit here and name a dozen
people right off the top of my head (and I bet you can, too) who are
just as proficien! t, if not more, on their instruments and singing
as the professio nal bluegrass musicians. These people do not play
in a pro band for a lot of reasons, but many of them play with
amateur bands or, perhaps, no band at all. They are a resource to
be cultivated and groomed. BUT...you have to create a situation
where they WANT to play with you as much as you want to pick with
them. Learn to think "outside the box" when you are rebuilding your
band. What does that mean? Well, it means you have to abandon any
and all prejudice and preconceived ideas that have been detrimental
to your band's progress. In other words, KEEP AN OPEN MIND. When
you rebuild your band, look for someone who is at least on the same
level of proficiency on their instrument as the rest of you are on
your instruments. If you are just average pickers, that incredible,
hot lick guitar player is not going to stay with you very long and
then you are going to go through this same process again. By the
same logic, i! f you are all excellent musicians, replacing your
bass player with a beginner is going to be totally catastrophic for
everyone. Instrument proficiency, though, is only one aspect to
consider when rebuilding your band. One of the big intangibles is
band chemistry. I would honestly rather play with a reasonable
bandmate who is not nearly as proficient on his instrument as
opposed to playing with an arrogant, hard headed super picker. If
you have not suffered this lesson yet, you will eventually.
Decision making within an equal partnership band should be straight
forward: The majority rules. If you cannot live with this
arrangement, then you need to get out and form your own
"owner/operator" band. A close friend of mine has played in an
amateur band with the same personnel for almost 12 years. Their
equal partnership band takes the democratic process a step farther
than many bands. If ANYONE in the band has ! an idea or suggestion
they want to try out on a song, then the band tr ies out the
suggestion and then votes on it. Most of the time the person who
made the suggestion votes against it after having heard how it
sounds, but the point is they are OPEN MINDED. This is a great
advantage enjoyed by equal partnership bands over "owner/operator"
bands in that the owner/operator may not be open minded at all.
There is a fine line between making your practice sessions
productive and making them a terrible chore. The touring bands look
at practice as just a part of the work day. The amateur bands, many
times, think of practice as a necessary evil and that is entirely
the wrong attitude to take. The manner in which you conduct your
practice may be a reason you are looking to replace members
regularly, too. Make your practice fun, but productive. Do not
take guests, friends, or family with you to hear your practice.
That is always counterproductive and will waste your valuable
practice time. ! Family bands can be either "owner/operator" or
equal partnership. For my own preference, unless I am a part of the
family, I would not enjoy playing in a family band simply because
even when the band is an equal partnership, I would be outvoted on
delicate band issues because I am not a member of the family. And
family bands can have delicate feelings when the time comes to
discuss and vote on personal band issues. In short, you are always
the minority if you are not family and are playing in a family
band. But that is just my opinion and that opinion is based on
experience. Rebuilding your band is never fun. That effort always
involves rebuilding your set material and hard work at practice
sessions. Rebuilding your band can be made much simpler if you
analyze WHY you are rebuilding and if you recognize the band
management mistakes you have been making. Lay out all your concerns
for the other members to hear and see.! And above all
else...LISTEN. You, undoubtedly, will finally hear something that
will, paradoxically, "open your eyes".
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A CONVERSATION WITH BUFORD by
John Rushing
As do many rural communities such as ours, a few country stores are located along the main road dissecting our neck of the woods. At our country store, where you can find just about anything you may need to repair your tractor or cultivating disc, in addition to tobacco products, medicinal supplies (except Clinch Mountain Holy Water) and groceries, some of the retired gentlemen of our community gather each day around dinnertime. (For those of yall who do not understand correct time differentials, dinnertime is at 12 noon, not 7 or 8 pm. We eat breakfast, dinner, and supper down here.) For the past two years, the main reason for this gathering is the daily ritual of their cutthroat Rook games. The store owner has had to install three more tables to accommodate the growing number of elderly menfolk who have become too old to chase women or golf balls and have decided that the Rook is easier and less expensive to catch than a tolerant woman or a par score on the links. These! fellows do not even talk about women anymore. Their Rook table conversation topics consist of politics and who has the best coon hound. It was at this midday convention that I happened to see Buford. I had stopped by the store to get an RC Cola and Moon Pie on the way back home from a trip to town. Buford had stopped to get a few fencing supplies and was leaving as I was entering the store. Since we had not seen each other in quite a few months, naturally, we had some "catching up" to do. The following narrative is a fairly accurate recollection of our conversation. Hey Buford! I ain't seen you since Hitler was a corporal! What are you up to these days? Everbody doin ok? Hey there, John! (handshake) Yep, we been doin just fine. Pap is still havin bull problems, though. Thet's why I'm gettin some more fencin supplies. Dang bull is tearin up everthang Pap puts up to keep him in. I got a whole new bag of lectric fence inslators here. Thet bull is stubborn and I aim to make a believer outta him. What kind of trouble is that bull giving your daddy? I know your pap is gettin up there in years and I figured he would be down here playin Rook with his friends? Nah, Pap don't care about playin no Rook. He got his hands full there at the house. Come to thank of it, I been havin almost as many problems with Pap as I have with his bull. In a lot of ways Pap and thet bull are just alike... What's been goin on, Buford? Sounds like you been havin a time with them two. Well, it all started a few years back. Pap always been havin problems with ever bull he's had. He bought this one prize bull calf to build up his herd and he paid big dollars for thet bull calf, too. When thet bull got old enough to breed, Pap put him in the field with the heifers. Well, thet bull musta thought he had died and gone to bull heaven. The first heifer he fell in love with, he follered her around and around the field, but she wouldn't have nothin to do with him. Pap had just put up a new lectric fence when we moved them heifers down to thet field and put the new bull in with em. He figgered the heifers bein in a new field and a new bull bein in there with em he'd have trouble keepin em all in one place. Pap done changed his mind about lectric fences after that first time, but he was a long time comin around. He knows from sperience what thet fence feels like. Like I said, Pap has always had bull trouble. He had this one bull that wouldn't stay in no matter wha! t. Thet bull couldn't tear down a fence fast enough. I decided I'd put a stop to thet. One evenin I went up to the pasture and run me a strand of lectric war all the way around the field and put the control box out there on Pap's back porch where it wouldn't git rained on. Then I run the hot war from the box off the porch to the fence. Problem was Pap didn't know I had done thet. Late thet night Pap got up and had to go to the bathroom. When he walked off the porch to go to the bathroom, he walked slam into that hot lectric war and it got him right about here on his goozle and adam's apple. Pap said he thought he was havin a heart attack or stroke or somethin cause he didn't know what was makin him shake and hurt like that. Anyhow, that sperience changed Pap a lot. He quit cussin and drinkin completely and started goin to the bathroom ever night afore it got dark outside. Dang, Buford...hope that didn't hurt your Pap seriously? Nah, he's fine, but he was a little mad at me for a couple days after thet. But thet fence done the job. It kept the Bull in. But you didn't finish tellin me about the prize bull. What happened? Oh yeah, lessee...where was I? Oh yeah, now I remember. Well, Pap put the new high dollar bull in with them heifers and thet bull was mighty happy for sure. He picked out one brown eyed girlfriend and follered her around and around the edge of the new pasture, but she she wouldn't have nothin to do with him. Well, finally she took a likin to him and allowed him to do what he was supposed to do. About the time the both of em got real busy, thet heifer accidentally rubbed up aginst the new lectric fence. I never heard such a racket in all my life. The heifer thought the bull did it and the bull musta thought the heifer did it. Anyhow Pap had to sell thet heifer cause she wouldn't never allow a bull around her no more and thet prize bull...well, Pap had to sell him, too, cause he wouldn't never have anythang to do with another cow or heifer after that. So Pap went out of the prize bull calf business. Well Buford, I see you got some new fence insulators. I guess you are fixin fence again? Yep, Pap's got a new bull now. Well, he ain't really new, since Pap's had him for a few years, but he's new in thet he ain't the same bull that wouldn't service any cows after the lectric fence episode. And this new bull is smart for a bull and gives Pap some trouble, but he throws good calfs. Thet's the only reason Pap keeps him, he says. But I think he's done kind of got attached to this bull. Made a pet out of him kind of, if you can make a pet out of a bull, which ain't a good idee to start with. Trouble? What kind of trouble? Well, all sorts of thangs, but Pap asks for it a lot of times, too, with the way he treats thet bull. Just this mornin when I stopped by the house to check on Pap, believe it or not, he had thet bull hitched up to a plow and was plowin the garden with him. He WHAT??? Now you're pullin my leg, Buford. No, I ain't. He had thet bull hooked to the plow and was plowin him. I asked him, "What in the world do you think you're doin, Pap? Thet ain't a mule or a plow horse. It's a BULL." Pap said he was givin thet bull a "attitude adjustment". Said he needed to learn him there was more to farmin than chasin heifers and tearin down fences. And thet ain't all, either. Just two days ago, thet bull got mad at the neighbor's bull and we had to separate em from fightin. Separatin fightin bulls ain't my idee of fun, neither. Why was they fightin? Well, pap's bull is a red angus and all his cows is red angus. The neighbor's bull is black angus. Pap is real careful about keepin his cows and bull in their own field, but his neighbor ain't near as careful. The last calf that was borned to one of Pap's red angus cows was just as black as midnight and not a bit of red on him anywhere. Pap's bull saw thet and musta got mighty upset. He knew thet black angus bull done been lickin at HIS salt block, so he tore down the fence and commenced to fightin him. But thet ain't the worst of it. They's more. More? I'm almost afraid to ask, but I will anyway. What happened? Well, member I told you thet bull was smart? Pap got this idee thet he would have a feller come down to the farm and artificially breed some of his cows. Pap wanted some calfs out of a prize bull thet's been dead for 10 years, but you can still get calfs from him if you artifically instigate the cow. Well, this feller pulls up to Pap's house last week with a big sign on his truck thet said somethin like "Clinch Mountain Artificial Breeder's, Inc.". Pap's bull saw the same truck and sign and tore down the fence, the gate, and scuffed thet feller's truck mighty good, too. Pap had to pay for the damages to the truck and thet feller said he wouldn't never come down here again without thet bull bein locked up somewhere out of sight. Told you he was a smart bull. So you're fixin fence again today? Fence company must be makin a good livin off your pap and that bull? Yep, I'm fixin fence again today. Hmm...I think I orta go back in here and see if they got a deck of them Rook cards they'll sell me. Maybe I can talk Pap into learnin how to play Rook so thangs will be a lot easier on me? I can't figger him out. He's too old to chase women but he ain't too old to chase after thet bull. Well, it was good to see ya again, Buford. You take care now and tell your Pap "howdy" for me? I"ll tell him, John. Good to see you again, too! Come up and
see me sometime? I'd like to stay and visit with ye some more, but I
got to git back to Pap's house. Got these new lectric fence
inslators to put up and I got some bob war to replace and Pap said
somethin this mornin about buyin a mule since he can't be plowin
thet bull no more. Guess I better git back up there before he goes
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Some Useful Tips for All "Pickers"
Every picker who takes their music seriously is very proud of his/her instruments. And why not? We have a lot of money invested in quality instruments and we always want these instruments to be at their best every time we play them. But...sometimes (and many times) this does not happen. Why??? Well, there are a number of things we can do to insure that our instruments always perform to their full potential. And there are a number of things we can do to insure that our instruments always perform BELOW their potential. All of us are guilty of committing a few of these offenses at some time, but if you want your instrument and your performance to be consistently at its best, you need to spend just a few extra minutes by remembering to do the "little" things. In other articles, I have mentioned the quality and condition of your instrument strings. If you are a new picker, you may not realize that strings do wear out. Some strings will quit on you long before others will, so you have to find the strings that your instrument "likes". Your Martin guitar may sound its best with a particular brand of strings, but my Martin may not sound its best at all with that same brand or style of strings. You have to experiment. Assuming now that you have discovered the magic combination of brand and string size for your instrument, there are some issues you need to continually address so that your strings will stay in top shape. The #1 killer of all strings is dirt. Now I do not mean "dirt" as in your common, garden variety dirt. I am talking about the grime from your fingers and the sweat from your hands. It matters not that your hands are always squeaky clean when you play. Sweat is a consequence of playing and that little bit of sweat on your fingers and hands is a string killer. Since we cannot eliminate the sweat problem, we must eliminate the consequences of the sweat. The absolute best cure for abused strings is to throw them away and install new ones, but there is one little thing we can do to minimize that course of action. CLEAN YOUR STRINGS!!! Do this each time before and after you play and you will be astounded at the longevity and crisp sound of your strings. I have heard of some people who actually remove their strings and boil them to remove all the grime. This may work, but it sounds like a lot of "hooey" to me. This would be a very time consuming effort and addressing the problem of dirty strings in this manner only exposes the strings even more to the originial problem: moisture. Plus, the heat from the boiling water affects the temper of the metal in the strings in a negative manner. There is an easier way. I use a product called FAST FRET. (I am not offically advertising for the manufacturer! s of FAST FRET, but if they want to send me a case of their product I sure will not complain. he he he) If you use FAST FRET on your strings each and every time before and after you play, I guarantee your strings will sound better and last longer. This particular product I have used for years with great success. FAST FRET can be used on your upright bass, fiddle, guitar, dobro, banjo, mandolin, and any other stringed instrument you may have in your collection. Just rub it on the top of your strings with the applicator and then wipe it off, one string at a time. Do not forget to wipe the underside of your strings. A lot of string killing grime will accumulate on the bottom of your strings and this product will remove it. FAST FRET is also excellent maintenance for your fingerboard. If you have never used FAST FRET, you will immediately notice that your strings appear a little "slick" and easier to play. This is why it is called FAST FRET, I suppose? Look at your wipe rag after you clean the strings and you will see just how much dirt was on you! r strings. Wipe them down with FAST FRET all the way from the nut to the bridge and wipe your strings clean on the top and bottom. You will be glad you did this and the cleaning habit will soon be just as much a part of your routine as fastening your case. You can find FAST FRET at just about all music supply stores. Have you ever noticed that your instrument sounds "dead" when you have not played it recently? After you have played for an hour or two your instrument seems to suddenly come to life? I am not a physicist or a scientist and I cannot explain this phenomenon. I do have my theories as to why this happens and they may or may not be valid. I just do not know. But this much I do know: If you keep your instrument uncased and stored in an instrument stand strategically placed directly in front of your stereo speakers, your instrument won't die on you and have to be revived with some playing time. I believe the constant vibration of the instrument from the speakers causes the wood and all instrument components to interact constantly, thus keeping your instrument "alive". I would not recommend this tip if you have little kids around the house, though. Excessive heat can absolutely destroy any instrument. Notice that I said EXCESSIVE heat. A little bit of heat actually will help you! r instrument's sound. Excessive heat will cause the glue to loosen and your Martin could literally come "unglued". But a little bit of heat will cause the glue to loosen just enough to allow your instrument to find it's "place". This does not mean that you should take a hair dryer to your guitar. This means that if your cased Martin gets a little warm sitting in the trunk of your car at a festival, do not panic. Just do not allow any of your instruments to sit there and "cook". Just as excessive heat can destroy your guitar, excessive cold can destroy it, too. Use some common sense. Keeping your instrument locked up in a case for extended periods of time will hinder its sound. Plus, you are not as likely to practice as often if you have to uncase your instrument each time. Invest in some quality instrument stands and your instrument will always be there, ready and waiting for you to play for a few seconds or a few hours. Your playing will improve and your instrument sound will be at its top form, too. Do you want to vastly improve your rhythm and lead picking ability? This next tip is obvious once you try it, but most pickers do not realize it until they try it. After you have done this, you will see what I mean. (And it works!) Many guitar players play rhythm from the elbow down to their fingers. Your elbow should not move. It should remain steadily in place and your right hand (if you are right handed) should pivot from the wrist. There is a guaranteed way to train your rhythm hand. Stand up and play your guitar WITHOUT a strap. This method forces you to use your rhythm arm and elbow to hold the guitar against your body to keep it from falling and consequently freezes your arm into place, allowing you to move your rhythm hand from the wrist only. Do not wear a slick shirt, or you will never learn this technique, but the accuracy and speed of your rhythm playing will improve dramatically and you will not become nearly as fatigued as you do by playing from your elbow.! This will take some practice to learn and do without having to think about it, but once you have mastered this technique, you can reinstall your strap and play all night without reverting to your former bad habit of "elbow" picking. These are just a few of the "tips" I have picked up through the years from pickers who are far more accomplished than I. If you have some "tips" that you have learned, please share them with us at Bluegrass Road! After all, I need all the picking help I can get! From Virginia's Clinch Mountain, John Rushing |
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HOW TO TALK, VIRGINIA STYLE We talk just fine. Yall the ones with a accent. English is a strange language when "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing. While the meaning of our written words is easily understood, the same cannot always be said of our spoken words. This past year in Ohio, at Buckeye's (Ron Workman) hog roast, Buckeye told Sher and me that he always loved it when we came up there because he found himself starting to sound like us before we left for home. Apparently, Buckeye thinks we have an accent? I think he must surely be mistaken because we don't have any trouble understanding what HE says. Admittedly, there are some folks whose spoken words we have a problem understanding. Those French Canadian Cajuns have a habit of restructuring their sentences in such a way that the sentence seems plum backwards to me. Example: "Throw down the horse some hay." And those French Canadian Cajuns DO have a accent! I have a problem understanding our Louisiana Cajun dialect, too. Yep, they have a accent, but they also use words we have never heard before. From where I'm sitting, we talk just fine. Yall the ones with a accent. Recently, in the ibluegrass chatroom, the conversation drifted into this area of accents and how different folks talk. As I said before, we talk just fine. Yall the ones with a accent. One of my biggest pet peeves comes from The Weather Channel. With all due respect to these folks who probably have sophisticated degrees in meteorology, uh, meteorlogical, uh, meterologic, uh...dang it, they know all about the weather and how to forecast it, not a single one of them knows how to pronounce APPALACHIAN Mountains. We live in the Appalachian Mountains. We work in the Appalachian Mountains. We know where the Appalachian Trail is located. We play Appalachian Mountain music. And we dang sure know how to SAY Appalachian Mountains. But the folks on The Weather Channel remain woefully ignorant of the correct pronunciation and that gripes my hiney. Now if you don't know what "gripes my hiney" means, it's real simple. When you "gripe my hiney" you have upset me mildly. Here at the foot of Clinch Mountain, in the Appalachian chain, we certainly have a language that is unique to the mountains. And the farther back you go into the mountains, the older and less recognized the language becomes. The folks who speak this old mountain language are fast disappearing, though. So...in order to help folks better understand what we are saying I offer this brief lesson not in knowing how to speak Appalachian, but instead, knowing how to understand it. The first lesson is the correct pronunciation of APPALACHIAN Mountains. In their misguided efforts, those highly educated folks at The Weather Channel pronounce it thusly: Apple-lay-shun. That is WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. The correct pronunciation is: APPLE-AT-CHIUN. We live here. We were born here. We are in the bluegrass heartland here. We are buried here. So, we certainly know how to pronounce it. (I hope someone from The Weather Channel is reading this.) There is a small town about 30 miles north of my backyard, beyond Clinch Mountain, here in Virginia called Appalachia. It ain't pronounced "Apple-lay-shuh". It's pronounced "Apple-at-chiuh". If you don't believe me, ask anyone who lives there. They sure know how to say it. Have you ever been up on the stage playing bluegrass music before a large audience? Some of yall with a accent would probably say, "Man, there's a lot of folks out there." We would say, "Mayonaisse a lot of folks out there." See? We talk just fine. Yall the ones with a accent. Up in Buckeye's part of the country, he cuts firewood from a log. Down here on Clinch Mountain we cut farwood from a lawg. Buckeye has a hogroast and bluegrass festival every summer. When we go up there, we ain't going to a hogroast. We're going to a hawgroast. And Buckeye has a huge Great Dane dawg that is one of the friendliest dawgs I've ever been around. I admit that my typed words do not accurately reflect the way we speak down here. But if I typed the way we speak, you folks with a accent wouldn't be able to understand us very well. "Ain't" IS a word. Some of yall may not think that it is, but yall are wrong. I ain't got a dictionary that includes the word "ain't", but that doesn't mean that "ain't" ain't a word. We use it down here all the time and we know what it means, therefore it ain't wrong to say "ain't". If your tar is flat, you better get out the spare and change it. You ain't going anywhere in your 4-wheel drive truck if it has a flat tar. And when you change that flat tar, you better takir not to let the jack slip or you might get hurt. Takir??? That means to take care, be careful, and don't do something stupid. Many of us down here like grits. Some of us down here love grits. And many of yall with a accent don't know what grits are. No, grits is not an acronym for Girls Raised In The South (But some of us down here love them, too.) This accent problem is what caused The War of Northern Aggression. (Some folks with accents call it The Civil War.) Back in those troubled days of our nation's history some Northern politician made a speech and said "All I want is peace and harmony." Because of that Northern politician's accent, a Southern politician thought he said, "All I wont is peas and hominy." Well, the South wasn't about to give up it's peas and hominy, so the fight was on. Bet yall didn't know that bit of history? They sure don't teach it in the history books. By the time some of yall have read the article to this point, you might be questioning my credibility. Just to set your minds at rest, I can speak and write the King's English very well, thank you. I was the top student in my eighth grade English class four years in a row, so I do know what I'm talking about here. Sher works day shift and I work here out of our home stuffin dead animals. So, usually I'm the one who has supper cooked and ready when she gets home. I don't mind this arrangement at all. This way I get to cook whatever I want to cook, and taxidermists don't waste much. On those rare occasions when I don't have an immediate menu in mind, I'll ask Sher if she wants anything in particular. If there's something in the freezer, I'll get it out and "unthaw" it. You can't cook something straight out of the freezer until you "unthaw" it. You folks with a accent would probably say "thaw". Down here, "thaw" and "unthaw" mean the same thing, just as does "fat chance" and "slim chance". When you hear us say something about a "poke", we ain't talking about jabbing you in the ribs with our finger. A "poke" is a paper sack you put stuff in. And "salat" is what you folks with a accent call a "salad". There are probably some folks reading this who raise cattle. These same folks all know what a heifer is. They know that a heifer is a young cow that has not had her first calf. Down here around Clinch Mountain, heifer has another meaning. Here, a heifer is also a smart alecky woman, young or old. So if you are ever visiting down here and someone tells you that you have a good looking heifer, you might want to think about that for a bit. Seeing as how my family has lived in the mountains for generations, and seeing as how I also have lived here most of my life, but certainly not all of it yet, there is a big misunderstanding many times between those of yall with a accent and those of us without one. I hope these brief lessons will help yall to better understand what all of us Clinch Mountain folks are saying. There are many, many other words to explain, but unless you live here, you wouldn't begin to catch all the little nuances and pronunciations that are so much a part of our mountain heritage and mountain music. I will try to explain some of these words at another time and in another article, but rat now (right now) I ain't got the time or the patience and besides that, I've got to unthaw some taxidermy mystery meat for supper. John Rushing |
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